December 9, 2025
Operating under the Influence of Alcohol
A massively talented craftsman was charged with OUI, 1^st Offense. According to police, client was driving a friends Telsa and tried to avoid a Collison and caused a major crash. The particulars of crash were significant and obvious. At least 4 vehicles were involved and one telephone pole fully snapped off. Client on the scene admitted to drinking two beers and and admitted that he was the driver. Police noticed signs of what they described was intoxication to include the admission of alcohol, smell of the alcohol, slurred speech and finally a .07 on the breathalyzer machine. In the end, a verdict was returned Not Guilty of the charge.
RESULT: Not Guilty Verdict of OUI.